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Ticker: $SHOCKED  The Shocking Tale of the Shocked Finger Meme Token: A Cautionary Crypto Caper (Maybe) Remember that time you saw a pop-up ad for a phone case emblazoned with a cat wearing a tiny graduation gown? You clicked "no thanks" so fast you could've sworn you heard the tiny cat sigh. Well, get ready for another internet odyssey you never knew you needed: The Shocked Finger Meme Token ($SHOCKED). The story begins, as all good crypto tales do, in a basement lit by the flickering glow of a dying monitor. Here, nestled between bags of Funyuns and a shrine to doge (the OG meme, not the car), resided Melvin, a self-proclaimed "meme connoisseur." One fateful night, fueled by a questionable energy drink and a documentary on the Dutch tulip craze, Melvin had an epiphany. "Why," he proclaimed, crumbs clinging to his beard, "isn't there a cryptocurrency based on the sheer, unadulterated shock of the internet?" And thus, the Shocked Finger M